The GameMaster's Poker
School
Lesson 1 - An Introduction to Hold 'em Poker
Indroduction and
Background
A big area of growth in
the online casino business is, without a doubt, poker
rooms. When I say
"poker", I mean the type of poker played at a table with
others, not video poker, although as you'll see they both have
a lot in common, not the least of which is the fact that a
player can gain an advantage if the conditions are right and
you know what you're doing. Perhaps you've played some poker at home
with friends or have given it a go at a brick-and-mortar casino
or even on-line. I have done all of them, although not
extensively, especially when it comes to playing in the poker
rooms at the casinos near me. The big drawback for me has been
that "live" games are slow, there are a bunch of rules that I'm
unfamiliar with (stuff like "no 'string' bets", "don't splash
your chips", etc.) and I'm not one for looking my opponent in
the eye whilst I try to take their $$$. Of course, I sort of do
that when playing Blackjack, but I really don't consider the
dealer my "opponent." He or she is just an employee of the
casino, which is my real opponent and, truth be told, most
Blackjack dealers are rooting for me to win because then I
might tip them.
But my big problem with
table poker has always been the fact that it's so damned slow.
A table poker game may proceed at a rate of 35 to 40 hands per
hour, versus a Blackjack game that will go maybe 60 hands per
hour at a minimum and 200+ hands per hour when I'm alone at the
table. I can usually play Video Poker at 500 or more hands per
hour, so any game in the 40 hands per hour category does
nothing for me in terms of satisfying my urge for
"action". With me, it's
simple: if I have an edge, I want to play as quickly as
possible, so long as the speed doesn't affect the accuracy of
my playing decisions. Another consideration has also been the
basic fact that it takes a fair amount of skill to make $40-$50
per hour at table poker but that's fairly easy to do at
Blackjack, if you have a big enough
bankroll.
On the flip side, the
nice thing about table poker is that you don't have to hide
your skill from the casino, because they earn their profits
from a "rake" of the bets at a table, so they really don't care
who wins. In fact,
skillful poker players are hailed as some sort of folk hero,
judging by all the publicity that tournament winners receive at
events like The World Series of Poker that's held every year in
Las Vegas. It should be the same for skillful Blackjack players
and, to a degree, that's the case when it comes to tournaments,
but I've always felt that the casinos are a little leery about
hosting such events because of the fear that hoards of card
counters will descend upon them, when in fact, card counting is
of limited value in a tournament. However, I will say that a
good portion - probably a majority - of those who enter the
"high stakes" Blackjack tournaments are counters and what else
are they going to do in between tournament
rounds?
Okay, let's drop the
philosophical stuff and get back to the topic of making $$$ at
table poker. I don't know if you've experienced any of the
on-line poker "rooms", but it was a revelation for me when I
downloaded the software of a couple of
them. What I found
was poker in an automated format. It's literally click and play
with all types of nifty features that would be impossible to
incorporate at a brick-and-mortar version: no sweating over the
"etiquette" of the game because you can't break a rule if you
tried; the total of the pot is displayed and updated bet-by-bet
(helpful when figuring the odds of a play, which I'll get into
later) and you are basically anonymous, beyond displaying your
"handle" and, most of all, the game proceeds very quickly, at
least twice as fast as most games in a brick-and-mortar casino.
I'm constantly fascinated by the technology that is developed
for the Internet and on-line poker is no
different.
Think of the
possibilities. Not sure if a Flush beats a Straight? No,
problem, just tape one of those "cheat sheets" to your monitor
and you're set. In fact, you can have all types of helpful
information right next to you as you play, which is something
neither of us is likely to do at a "real"
table. Well, that
got me thinking maybe the world needed a "GameMaster's Poker
School" that was designed to teach people how to play a winning
game of poker - Hold 'em poker, in particular - just as I have
tried to do with Blackjack. Also, because of the very nature of
the on-line games, poker played on the 'Net is less of a
"people" game and more of a "mathematical" game, although I
won't rule out the human element entirely. That said, it's
still a game of probability, expected value and return on
investment, just like Blackjack and Video Poker and, like those
other games, it's relatively easy to calculate what can happen
when there's only 52 cards in a deck.
Because all of the
on-line poker rooms that I've visited up to this point allow
you to try out their software in a play-money mode, the
opportunities to practice your game against real, live
opponents are plentiful and
instructive. By
their very nature, the play-money games aren't
necessarily a reflection of how things will go for you in
a real-money game (the play-money games can best be
described as "loose", in the sense that raises come quick
and often and you cannot bluff very effectively), but
they do have considerable value. First of all, if you
can't win at a play-money game, you simply aren't ready
for the real-money version. Plus, playing for "fun" gets
you familiar with how the software works and it'll give
you the opportunity to not only test out my ideas, but to
get organized so that you have the information I'll give
you set up in a way that it's quickly and easily
available.
I should mention that
although I'll be focusing primarily on Hold 'em poker as it's
played on-line, much of what I'll show you will apply to "live"
poker games as well. In time, if you do as I say, you'll
memorize most of the information you need to win and that
should enable you to do well at your local, friendly
brick-and-mortar casino, not to mention a poker night with "da
boyz and/or gurlz." And yes, poker has been - for quite some
time - a male-dominated activity but the Internet changes all
that. Don't want people to know your gender? Fine, pick an
ambiguous handle ("golfnut", "9 iron" and "wingnut" are some
players I met recently) and the world won't know (or care)
whether you're a man or woman, or something in between; all
that matters is how you play. Of course, if you're "Sexylady",
"Hooters" or "Psychoboy", people are going to make some guess
as to your gender, although they may be totally wrong and I
don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. In my case, I
use "Aceten" as a handle and I really don't care what people
think I am; I'm there for the $$$,
period.
Okay let's get
started. Just like my
Blackjack School, this will unfold as a series of lessons that
present various concepts, show you how to learn them and, as
always, will include some "homework" that'll reinforce what I'm
teaching. Just how
many lessons this will turn out to be remains to be seen, but
my guess is that it will be much bigger than the Blackjack
School, which currently stands at 24 lessons. But for starters,
here's what I intend to cover:
I'll begin
with limit Hold 'em because that game is, in my opinion,
the most popular and is the easiest to learn, plus it'll
form a good base of reference for the other
types.
Getting
Started
If you have never
played Hold 'em poker before, you first need to understand just
how it proceeds. Fortunately, it's one of those games, like
Blackjack or backgammon, that's easy to learn. Unfortunately,
it takes a fair amount of time and effort to become really good
at Hold 'em, but don't worry because it's not nuclear physics
and if you do as I say, I'll turn you into a winning
player. After all,
that's why you're here, right? And, I should mention (as a
little motivator) that the rewards can be considerable. Setting
aside all those fabulous multimillion dollar tournaments for
the moment, it's not unreasonable for a very good player to
generate a profit of 1 to 2 "big bets" per hour off a minimum
total bankroll of 400 big bets, all on a reasonably consistent
basis. To use an example, most limit poker games are described
by their small bet/big bet size, like a $10/$20 limit Hold 'em
game. What this means is that the minimum bet is $10 in the
early part of the game and it goes up to $20 in the later part.
Of course, raises are permitted (also with a limit; usually 3
or 4), so you might find yourself betting as much $200 or more
on a single hand, which is why you need a bankroll of at least
$8000 to play a game like that. But, if you're good, that $8000
bankroll might very well generate an income of $600 per week,
or $30,000 per year, if you play 20 or so hours a
week.
I'll cover bankroll
requirements, standard deviation and all that math stuff in
later lessons, but let me clarify something about "minimum
total bankroll" before we get too
far. What I
mean by that term is the amount of $$$ you should have
set aside as risk capital for this adventure, just like I
recommend for playing Blackjack. The reality is that most
of you probably won't set up a separate account for your
poker play because you have an alternate form of income
(a job) that allows you to "refresh" your bankroll,
should it become depleted. If that's the case, what you
need is at least 100 top bets ($1000 for a 5/10 game, for
example) on deposit in your casino account and available
to you at all times, especially if you're playing on a
regular basis. If you're nervous about leaving your $$$
at the casino and prefer to deposit before you play, then
50 top bets should (but won't always) suffice for a 3-4
hour playing session.
These "return on
investment" numbers may impress you, but if they also scare
you, don't worry because there are plenty of games where you
can play for much less. Naturally, you'll earn a lot less, but
you'll be learning at the same time, so it'll be a decent
investment. There are plenty of limit Hold 'em games in the
$.25/$.50 format that'll need a bankroll of only $200. Probably
the most popular on-line limit Hold 'em game is the $1/$2
version, which requires a minimum total bankroll of only $800
and a "session" bankroll of just $200 or so. The beauty of
Internet poker is that the casinos have very little overhead,
so a low-limit game can be offered at the same cost as a
$100/$200 game. And, as you'll see when you get more into this,
the casinos are making a fortune by offering these games. On a
recent Saturday night, one poker room had almost 1000 tables in
action, so at a rate of, say, 60 hands per hour, and an average
rake (percentage of the pot) of only $1 per round of play, they
were taking in (literally "raking" in) $1 x 1000 x 60 = $60,000
an hour! And believe me, that's a conservative figure. Of
course, Saturday night is also a peak time for them and I'm
sure they don't do nearly as well on a Tuesday morning, but you
get the idea: there's a lot of $$$ to be made at poker on both
sides of the fence, so why not get your share of
it?
By the way, the
method by which the Internet poker rooms earn their profit
makes them a totally disinterested party to how well you do,
because any $$$ you make doesn't come from them, but from the
other players. As
such, you just don't hear all the whining, "this game is
rigged", etc. ad nauseum, that you hear about Blackjack and
other games at Internet casinos. The on-line poker rooms have a
vested interest in seeing to it that you play in an honest game
and, while I have no doubt that there are players out there who
can and will cheat if possible, the poker rooms claim to have a
handle on it, particularly collusion between players, like one
being at the same table with a cohort while talking to each
other on the phone. In any event, this isn't likely to happen
at a $1/$2 game, but it has to be a concern as you move up in
your level of play and protecting yourself is something that
I'll cover as we move on.
Speaking of moving
on, let me give you a quick explanation of
how to play Hold 'em
poker. While
each poker room may have some slight variations (and you
should thoroughly read the rules at whichever poker room
you visit), generally it goes like
this:
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Any number
from 2 to 10 players may be at the
table.
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Although the
casino deals the cards, the "dealer" for each round
of play is designated by a button, marked "dealer"
and that person will act
last.
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Before any
cards are dealt, the player to the immediate left
of the dealer must post a bet called the "small
blind", which is typically one-half of the minimum
bet for the game ($5 in a 10/20 game, for
example).
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The player to
the immediate left of the "small blind" also must
post a bet. It is typically equal to the minimum
bet for the game ($10 in a 10/20 game, for
example). This is called the "big
blind."
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The two
players making the blind bets, all of the other
players and the dealer are then dealt two cards
face down, which are called "hole" or "pocket"
cards.
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The player to
the immediate left of the big blind begins the
general betting by either folding (at no cost),
calling (matching the $10 "big blind" bet), or
raising the big blind's bet ($10 in a 10/20 game,
for example). If this player folds, all of the
others must all either fold, raise or call. There
are no "free rides" to the next
card.
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The betting
action continues around the table, clockwise, until
it reaches the player who made the small blind bet.
That player may, at his option, fold (thus
forfeiting the bet), call or raise (assuming the
raising limit hasn't been reached; usually 3 or 4
raises are the limit). If the decision is to call,
this player receives credit for the small blind bet
that he or she placed, so in a 10/20 game where no
other player has raised, the small blind may call
for $5 or raise for $15.
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It's now time
for the player that made the big blind bet to act
and his or her situation is just like that of the
small blind; only the bet sizes are different. If
no one has raised, then the big blind can just
"check" to be in the pot. However, the big blind
may choose to fold because there was a raise, thus
forfeiting the bet, or raise, (assuming the raising
limit hasn't been reached) by betting an additional
increment ($10 in a 10/20 game, for example). All
of the bets are then pulled to the center of the
table by the casino's dealer and, in the case of
Internet poker, a "pot" total is
displayed.
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When this
"pre-flop" betting is completed, three community
cards are dealt and turned face up in the center of
the table. These cards, called the "flop" are
community cards, in the sense that all the players
still in the game may use them in combination with
their two pocket cards to make the best hand
possible. The general betting at this point is
begun by the player that made the small blind bet
and he or she may check, fold (foolish, because
checking costs nothing at this point) or bet. If
this player bets, it's for the minimum amount of
the game ($10, for example in a 10/20 limit game).
The play now proceeds clockwise around the table to
the player who made the big blind bet and he or she
must either check (only if the small blind
checked), call, raise or fold and that's true of
every other player. The two players "in the blind"
must call any raises to stay in the pot or they
must fold.
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Once the flop
bets are all made, they're pulled to the center of
the table and another community card is dealt. This
card is known as the "turn" or fourth street card.
It's placed face up in the center of the table,
next to the flop and is available for the use of
all the players remaining. Then, another round of
betting begins with the first remaining player on
the dealer's left, which may or may not be the
player who made the small blind bet. On this round
if that player wishes to bet, it must be for the
maximum bet in a limit game ($20 in a 10/20 game,
for example), although he may check, if desired. If
the player does not check, the other remaining
players must either call, raise or fold to stay in
the pot. Again, the betting goes in order around
the table, all of the bets are pulled to the center
and a fifth card, known as the river or fifth
street card is placed face up in the center of the
table, next to the
others.
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When the river
card, which is the last to be dealt for a round has
been placed, the fourth and final round of betting
begins with the first player to the left of the
dealer. This player may check or bet, as desired.
If he decides to bet, it must be for the maximum
bet ($20 in a 10/20 limit game). Should this player
check, then all others may check until someone
bets. If a player does bet, then all the players
that checked must either call, raise or fold. I
emphasize this because a lot of "newbies" to the
game will fold when the bet has been checked to
them and that's a big mistake, because checking is
free. No matter how bad your hand may be, you can
always fold it if someone acting after you bets or
raises, but you just might check yourself into a
winner.
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After the
betting has been completed, it's time for the
"showdown" and this is where the Internet casinos
have a huge advantage over the brick-and-mortar
casinos. Because you may use any 5 of the 7 cards
you've seen (your 2 pocket cards and the 5
community cards) to make your final hand, it
sometimes is confusing as to what the best hand is.
At a brick-and-mortar casino, you may display your
hole cards to the dealer and he or she will figure
out where you stand, but that also gives your
opponents a lot of valuable information that they
can use against you: do you draw to inside
Straights, did you raise with a weak hand and so
forth. Plus, you might look downright stupid
showing a four-card flush that you thought was a
winner, but that won't happen at an Internet poker
room because the computer already knows where you
stand. If you've lost, most of the software
programs will tell you so and you can "muck" the
hand without showing your hole cards, plus - and I
guarantee this will happen one fine day - if you
have a winner that you thought was a loser, the
computer will tell you that, too. There's no doubt
in my mind that players who are new to the game
throw away hole cards that are actually winners
because they're too embarrased to ask for help.
This happens a lot with hands that have multiple
winners, such as when the 5 community cards make a
Full House or Straight Flush. That simply cannot
happen in an Internet poker room, assuming you've
stayed in until the showdown, of course. However,
one thing the computer can't do for you is give you
back the cards once you've folded your
hand.
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Following the
showdown, the chips are distributed to the
winner(s), the deck is shuffled, the dealer
"button" is moved one player to the left, blind
bets are placed, the pocket cards are dealt and it
starts all over again. Hopefully this made the
procedures of the game a little more clear to you,
but it's really just the tip of the
iceberg.
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Homework
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Download at
least one poker room's software and spend some time
poking around. A nice feature of most poker rooms
is that you may watch games in progress, either
real-money or play-money games, at any time.
Watching both types will show you just how "wild"
the play-money games are in comparison to the real
thing. Also, watch some tournaments to get a feel
for how they work.
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